what if websites had closing hours
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
"Next time someone says to you, ‘if I were you’, stop them and say ‘well you aren’t’."
Kanye West (via einhorny)
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit